When will nature learn? You just don’t mess with humanity unless you’re in the mood for a shotgun shell sandwich. Someone should have imparted that nugget of wisdom upon that monstrous bird before he done-gone devoured our poor hick’s pa, and then I wouldn’t have been stuck playing a game that had so much promise, but ultimately turned out to be as tedious and repetitive as watching cars drive in a circle for three hours.
If you ran down the checklist of Bird Assassin’s features, you’d probably be convinced it’s a pretty fun 2D shooter. It certainly looks the part with gorgeous sprites that animate well and a whole gaggle of different birds that explode into fuzzy, feathery piles of bloody mush. There are a few weapon upgrades, new guns to purchase and even a handful of silly bonus games to break up the carnage. But all that window dressing isn’t enough to disguise the fact that playing the darned game just isn’t any fun.
