Garden Gnome Carnage is the insanity that develops in the minds of those who bear witness to the might and majesty of the Old Ones. It is the exhilaration of nailing the guy at the front of the pack with a blue shell in Mario Kart 64, squeaking past him while he recovers to snag a first place finish for oneself. It is even the frustration of fighting your way through hoards of enemies in Shinobi only to get walloped over and over by dogs with knives in their mouths.
It’s a game about a garden gnome attached to the top of an apartment building on wheels, spinning wildly in a circle to lob exploding bricks at impossible numbers of incoming soldiers while sometimes calling in a massive airstrike handed to you by a little girl in a window. Also there’s a cat who is your friend. The best way to put it is that it is off-the-wall madness.
